bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

(via bryarly)

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(via girlslovegirlsandskeletons)

schrodingersdelaypedal:

kabinessence:

Michael Cera // 2048

In case you missed it, Michael Cera dropped an album.

Wait, this is awesome.

(via jaquitos)

polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?

polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?
Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is

You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?

(via jaquitos)

so apparently ucsc doesn’t offer past year 2 of japanese? but they offer it as a major?? I could be wrong, the website is ridiculous and I don’t understand the quarters instead of semesters and just???

I’m so confused, and ever since I told my mom I might finish school in cali, she’s been really excited about it and like, when i visit in summer she wants us to go tour and ucsc is the closest to her and it would really suck if they don’t actually have advanced japanese classes, cause like, I need that. 

and like, their astrophysics program is literally amazing, and I really want that but I don’t want to give up japanese and it’s literally the dumbest thing. i’ve put so much time and money into learning this language, I refuse to give up and just

[confused complaining intensifies] 

Noah, the 13 now almost 14 year year old that I live with, is terrified of storms and thunder and he can’t sleep in his room when it’s storming so he’s been sleeping on the couch in the game room and it’s kind of endearing. 

I don’t understand how I have so much in my room but there’s still so much floor space?

Like, there’s a queen sized bed, 2 dressers, a night stand/side dresser, and now a decently sized desk. 

I could totally get like 3 bookshelves but I no longer have enough books to fill 3 bookshelves, which is annoying. 

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

(via aominekakira)

I wonder if they’ll let me bring the mini coffee pot up here. It’ll fit perfectly on my desk and my room would always smell like coffee. 

It’d be perfect tbh.